January 2024 by John Coggz the 1st
Toilets seem permanently out of order, if you buy hot food they don't offer serviettes and take pride in explaining "unfortunately not" if you ask for a serviette. Yeah right, just couldn't be bothered more like. Half the posters in the window are upside down, that's a new one for me. Don't expect anything other than a surly attitude from at least one staff member, new year's Day. Bad attitude with a snarky smile, a viking haircut, tight tee shirt and aggressive fake alpha stylee needs to be left in the MMA octagon when serving milk and digestive biscuits. Or if that's too real apply for the auditions for the next troup of pretty boy tozzers for "Love islands". I don't expect anyone to doff me a cap but save the plastic macho smirks for ocean beach. Smart shop and forecourt nice shop, maybe I got someone on a bad day
