April 2025 by Kate Sinscou
They have increased the price but have lowered the quality of pizza. There is hardly any cheese on any of the pizzas and toppings are extremely sparse. The dough is hard, clearly frozen now. Only four choices of pizza, cheese/tomato, salami, veggie or bbq chicken. The pasta was cold. The salad bar is now very basic, not even cherry tomatoes just chopped up mushy salad tomatoes. Used to enjoy coming here as a treat but the quality is disgraceful.
Dietary restrictions: Be on a diet and don?t go here!
Kid-friendliness: Nope
Wheelchair accessibility: Yes
November 2024 by Ana Gauntlett
Kid-friendliness: Be aware that there?s a child age limit that they don?t make you aware until you have to pay.
My children age 14 and 15 were charged adult price of £21 per head.
Can they buy alcohol?Can they purchase any adult restricted items? NO.
When booking my stay at the park, were they classified as children by the park? Yes!
But they have to pay for adult portion food. Explain that!
Ps.: there?s no sign showing the age limit for a child.
September 2024 by Imogen Stacul
Definitely do not recommend if you are coeliac or allergic to wheat. The staff weren?t very knowledgeable and falsely informed me that a separate oven was used for the gluten free pizza and that there was no cross contamination. I later went into anaphylactic shock and then was vomiting for hours..
September 2024 by Shaun evans
Charged £21 each more the buffet the pizza was like cardboard you could actually snap it. I had 2 slices and left. How they can justify the price I don?t know. Now me and my girlfriend have just wasted £42 and we?re going to have to eat somewhere else. We?re here for the weekend I think tomorrow we will go outside of Thorpe park for our food.
May 2024 by Olivia smith
Genuinely wouldn?t waste your time/ money. £21 for bland supermarket pizza and tasteless pasta. Not a nice atmosphere in the restaurant. Had a nice blonde lady and nice indian( I presume) man in the actual restaurant who were lovely but the kitchen staff make you feel uncomfortable. I went around 12pm and there was not much options to pick from. If it was £10 I wouldn?t be complaining but it?s an absurd amount for the awful quality food. Came with my boyfriend who can eat for a whole family and is also not a fussy eater and he was done after one plate.
May 2024 by Phoenix Sherwood
actually appalled at the price, of course no prices stated anywhere but £21 pp for somemid food and cold pasta wouldnt reccomend.
April 2024 by tawhid
Food is terrible ,pasta isn?t even boiled properly
April 2024 by Hugo Page
No prices displayed mediocre food for 21 quid pp
November 2023 by Jan Finnie
Stay well away. Over priced cold pasta, store bought pizza and empty soda machines
October 2023 by Jane Fin
Stay well away. Over priced cold pasta, store bought pizza and empty soda machines
October 2023 by MagicAl's Fashion Show
Food gave me the worst stomach problems I've ever encountered, truly. To top it all off £17.50, say no more.
October 2023 by Stanley Dunthorne
Wasn't expecting a lot but even so, this was terrible. It's £17.50. The pizza is worse than the cheapest supermarket frozen pizza and the pasta was inedible. The restaurant is bleak with little natural light. I'd be fine with the quality if this was £10 but £17.50 is obscene.Teenage staff running it were doing a fine job and it was kept clean.Opted for here as at least we could have quantity over quality, and there's not a whole lot of choice in the park.
August 2023 by Maahi Patel
Great service
July 2023 by aidancadogan
Absolutely awful. Avoids at all costs
July 2023 by Rob A
It?s alright
