July 2025 by Leighton Sammons
YO OKAY LISTEN UP THIS TESCO EXPRESS GOT ME DOING BACKFLIPS IN THE MILK AISLE BRO LIKE I WALKED IN FOR BREAD AND LEFT WITH EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, 4 RED BULLS, AND A BAG OF CHICKEN BITES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN CRYING??? the self-checkout lady voice was like ?please scan your item? but I swear she said it with malice, like she knew I was weak, spiritually. there were meal deals that looked like they were forged in the fires of Mount Tesco, sandwiches just radiating mysterious government energy. some dude in a tracksuit was arguing with a croissant. I asked where the eggs were and they pointed me to a mirror. WHY. the fridge door made a honk noise and I haven?t trusted my reflection since. I blinked and there was a baby eating a Cornetto while riding a mobility scooter in reverse??? someone dropped a pasta pot and it echoed like a prophecy. also I?m 92% sure the cheese section is alive and trying to unionize. TESCO EXPRESS ISN?T A SHOP IT?S A VIBE, A LIMINAL ZONE, A COSMIC RIDDLE WRAPPED IN A £3.40 MEAL DEAL. WOULD ENTER AGAIN. 10/10. brain? gone. sanity? optional. snacks? elite.
July 2025 by Michael kay
Staff very rude everytime I go in
September 2024 by Benny Carson
Good place, decent prices, staff lovely but some smelly ?, all good
August 2024 by Lex Landa
It's easy to find most things.. but it helps if you know your way around the store, as shelf space is limited, so they are creative with their stock placement. Also, it can be hard to navigate as you're sharing a relatively small space with other people.
July 2024 by Peter Turner
A decent small store for common items but not to do a weekly full shop.Asda just a mile away offers more.
July 2024 by Dave Dibden
Opening hours are the best part of this store if you need something late or on a Sunday.
Check dates on your food though as I bought some dips that were 3 days out of date! Manager clearly needs a better plan for getting staff to monitor stock rotation.
June 2024 by Galina Ryzhenko
Closed 1.5 hours before normal time; no explanation whatsoever ?
April 2024 by Jack Adams
Great for a quick shop of the essentials
October 2023 by Susan Leat
The staff within this store are very friendly and welcoming. They work very hard to maintain stock levels within the store. They have a very welcoming and supportive attitude to new staff. Thank you for everything you do x
May 2023 by Con Super
Inside of Tesco it stinks which really keeps me and other shop customers from walking inside this smelly place. It seems like the smell is coming from the fruit and vegetables section of the shop. Also, my milk had gone out of date when I got home and checked the milk. REALLY! Clean this smell up!
April 2023 by Mikhail Trull
This is standard express minishop.
January 2023 by Victor Adegbamigbe
Wide range of products and low prices on clubcard
August 2022 by VicNicho Sa
Wide range of products and low prices on clubcard
August 2022 by James Brown
Excellent
August 2022 by Victor Sa
Wide range of products and low prices on clubcard
