June 2023 by whisky g
First time here in a few years and sad to see it?s decline. The batter is oddly bland which I?ve never experienced before from a chippy. Mushy fish is also a concern and from my experience in the food industry, usually indicative of something more sinister. Hotter oil will also give you a much more satisfying and crunchy chip than the ones that we tasted. Staff were nice though despite what I?d heard to the contrary. Young female very polite. This use to be a great wee chippy and hopefully it?ll have its day again once the owners have addressed its issues.
May 2023 by robertward40
Absolutely awful. The owner and the new whoever behind the counter are absolute racist bigots who hate the English.The lady behind the counter absolutely reeked of urine like Joel Glazer,and as scruffy as him. To be avoided at all costs.
April 2023 by HendrixNI
Refused to take card payment. I had no cash so left hungry. Surprised as clearly hates the head of the royal family being on the money.
September 2022 by Steven Iggo
Food was good .service was lacking staff spent most time shouting at kids then shouted at you for order . No customer service .
September 2022 by Nick R.
Owned by the dirty Jaki When I discovered that the tatar sauce was made with Jaki's whipped quim juice and the vinegar bottles filled with old tramp pish, I made my excuses and left.
September 2022 by Ross L.
Soggy chips, fish tasted like it was caught from a sewer and the owner smelled like she crawled from said sewer. Owner appeared drunk, swaggering around with a bottle of champagne with some weird chalkboard menu selling lizards and something to do with a fried bridge? Absolute vile creature Avoid this place.
August 2022 by David Woodcock
Fish was small, and batter too thick and super crusty - a bit like pork scratchings! Chips were average but OK. Disappointing.
August 2022 by Zachary Annal
Scary signs outside, spreading misinformation, fish was alright though. Although the conspiracies kinda ruined the meal...
July 2022 by Angela Fulton
By chance we popped in on a Tuesday night, service was fantastic. Loads of choice we went for King rib & chicken fillets oh & a tub of curry sauce. The best curry sauce I have had!! Definitely will be back, our kids will love it. Thank you xx
July 2022 by Eidel Weiss
Stunning fish and chips the cod was superb. Great signs in the window too, it was what drew me in. Glad to see there are some people out there still thinking for themselves and encouraging other people to question also.
Well done guys ???
July 2022 by HOE Install Team B James Gibson
Awesome fish and chips smoked sausage and surf and turf ample portion in all well worth a visit
June 2022 by Alex-T88i
Didn't expect to see 5g, NWO anti vax conspiracy theories when getting my fish supper. This is a really weird way to market a chip shop and is highlyunsettling. The wait for food is also extremely long. It is highly inappropriate to have such language displayed in a public place.
June 2022 by ShapeshiftingReptile
Look, we here at the Shapeshifting Lizard Lair are in absolute uproar. All the hard work convincing you that we don?t exist, and a chippy goes and gives away all our secrets. Simon Cowell is livid and I haven?t heard back from JFK yet, but I can?t imagine he?s going to be happy about this. I?m particularly annoyed by your grassing regarding the 5G nano chips. Myself and Dappy from N Dubz worked on those for 17 years. So that?s a waste of time tbh. We demand you cease and desist from alerting the populace about our wicked endeavours or we?ll tell the locals I found a pube in a fishcake. Co-signed by all at WEF, Apple, Amazon, NASA and governments worldwide.
June 2022 by Morag Stewart
30 minute wait last night thought would of been worth it as heard meant to be a amazing. Never had over cooked fish so bad in my life was like chewing on a sweet or a bit of beef jerky so so burnt. White pudding,was so burnt soon i took a bite was like lava ? burnt all my mouth. Chips were OK a bit dry curry sauce was only good part £21 down on worst chippy and to have to wait 30 mins is shocking for food like that would not even feed that to a seagull it would choke the poor bird. Absolutely shocking £21 down on food and £20 down on fule will never ever be back il be telling friends and family about the service too... And reply I just got from the owner is disgusting calling a key board warrior for complaining of the food.. Shouldn't have the business if you can't run a tight ship stop blaming other blaming other people for your food as you yourself said you monitor it that's not case I still waited so long for my order and the white pudding itself was burnt to a crisp I think it's disgusting the way I've been spoken to all for being upset about my order and giving my opinion every customer who pays good earned money has the right to voice there opinions I had good intentions to go here as heard good things but people can not blame the customer for there mistakes end of...
June 2022 by Mags Smith
Drove quite a distance to try the fish and chips which came highly recommended by my sister. We collected at 5.30pm and drove to a nice picnic spot some distance from the shop. The single fish was small, dry, hard dark batter, and in my opinion was a re-heat!!!!! I know my fresh fish too given I live and breath it in the Highlands. My husband had the fish supper and his fish was bigger but dry and chewy the same as mine. The chips were a small portion, and lots of small crunchy crispy bits and less whole chips. If I wasn't so far away, I would have returned this. At £15.20p for this I feel because we were one of the first to be served, it was reheated. My first visit and my last.!!!!!
