September 2023 by Steven Page
Great quick and easy to use pumps
July 2023 by Richard Curran
If you're looking for a fuel station that can fill up your car and tickle your funny bone at the same time, then look no further than Tesco Fuel Station! This place is not just a pit stop for refueling; it's a comedy show disguised as a petrol station.First things first, let's talk about the pumps. As soon as I approached them, they started dancing! I couldn't believe my eyes. I half expected them to start singing and asking me for an autograph. It was like being in a gas station-themed Broadway musical. Bravo, Tesco!Now, let's discuss the staff. They're not your ordinary fuel attendants; they're stand-up comedians in disguise. I asked one of them for directions to the restroom, and instead of simply pointing me in the right direction, he gave me a hilarious monologue about the perils of holding it in. I couldn't stop laughing, and by the time he finished, I forgot I even needed to go!The convenience store attached to the station is a goldmine of comedy. It's like a mini comedy club inside a grocery store. The cashiers are masters of one-liners and quick comebacks. I asked one of them if they had any vegan snacks, and he replied, "Oh, we have a great selection of vegan snacks, but be careful, they might try to convert you into a carrot-eating yogi!" I had to take a moment to compose myself before I could continue shopping.Now, let's talk about the fuel prices. Usually, petrol prices are enough to make you cry, but not at Tesco Fuel Station. They have a special deal where they deduct one pence from the total price for every joke you tell them. I filled up my tank and ended up saving a whopping ten pound, thanks to my brilliant repertoire of dad jokes.But wait, there's more! The air pump at this fuel station is equipped with a laugh meter. The harder you laugh while inflating your tires, the more air you get. It's a win-win situation: you leave with perfectly inflated tires and a giggle-filled soul.In conclusion, Tesco Fuel Station is not your average pit stop. It's a comedy extravaganza that offers fuel for your car and fuel for your funny bone. If you want a refueling experience that leaves you in stitches, head straight to Tesco Fuel Station. Just make sure you're ready to laugh till your cheeks hurt and your gas tank is full of both fuel and laughter!Ps, most of this is a lie, but thanks for reading.
July 2022 by Ten Tribes Consulting Limited
Great for fuel, supplies, air, water and the carwash / jetwash!
April 2022 by Jakub Brzezi?ski
It's not a first time when they have a big mess here. Just a few pumps are open. There is a big queue, and people don't know which pump chose. I'll never come here again.
April 2022 by mike bird
Charging extremely extortionate prices and pumps not working. When charging premium expenses prices you should be on top of your game. PROFITS ABOVE PROFESSIONAL STANDARDS.
March 2022 by Kathiresh kulandaivelu
The vacuum cleaner in the petrol station doesn?t work at all it just charges the money and it?s inappropriate for tesco to charge customers. Either replace or get rid of the facility.
November 2021 by Chris Phany
Who decides to close the car wash before 5pm? Middle of winter and I can clean the salt and dirt off my car absolutely no need for it unless it?s freezing temperatures
September 2021 by Kate Mcdonald
No plastic gloves available on the forecourt. Husband went into building to get some, he did but we couldn't get them to open so he had to use a plastic bag to use the petrol pump.
January 2021 by G Chikomba
The most convenient petrol station in Dunfermline. There is an ATM that dispenses £5 notes. The car wash is amazing, especially the DIY side. You rarely find ques at this station. The staff are amazing. I could have gave this petrol station five stars if they had toilets.
September 2020 by Geoffrey Chikomba
The most convenient petrol station in Dunfermline. There is an ATM that dispenses £5 notes. The car wash is amazing, especially the DIY side. You rarely find ques at this station. The staff are amazing. I could have gave this petrol station five stars if they had toilets.
September 2020 by Tam Mclean
Can never get petrol there stood for 10 minutes waiting for a pump to authorise just to be told its pay at pump only for certain pumps with no signs saying so (it's either that or they just dont have petrol at all I have to be having a good day to actually be able to get petrol there ), i just jumped back in my car and left dont buy petrol there anymore especially after hearing numerous complaints of the damage it causes to your car in the long run , also dont bother trying to vacuum your car the vacuum NEVER works . I may be the only one that that feels this way towards the garage but I wont be back the place is just a headache
August 2018 by Stewart Hynd
One of the cheapest in town
January 2018 by Andreea Coman
Fast fueling.
