“Nathan allowed me to use the facilities after a real dodgy curry. However, there was no flush function on the toilet, but again, Nathan came to the rescue! He proceeded to inhale like a Dyson with a carburettor mated with Smaug and birthed what can only be described as the lords work itself and unleashed a stream of urination akin to a twin turbo Karcher power washer and blasted my bright green lava excrement straight past the U-bend and into oblivion! Will denitiely be back to relieve myself after the next vindaloo I have.”
“Nathan allowed me to use the facilities after a real dodgy curry. However, there was no flush function on the toilet, but again, Nathan came to the rescue! He proceeded to inhale like a Dyson with a carburettor mated with Smaug and birthed what can only be described as the lords work itself and unleashed a stream of urination akin to a twin turbo Karcher power washer and blasted my bright green lava excrement straight past the U-bend and into oblivion! Will denitiely be back to relieve myself after the next vindaloo I have.”