“This place is… alright. It does what it says on the tin. You go in, you get the goods – no frills, no faff. Freezer city.
Now, here’s the thing. The freezer aisles are massive – like, weirdly wide. So wide that you can’t just stroll down the middle and scan both sides. No, no. You’ve got to walk all the way up one side, then back down the other, like it’s some sort of arctic-themed cardio workout. I get it, you’ve got space – but come on, don’t make me do laps just to grab some nuggets and a lasagne.
That’s basically it. Solid shop. Decent prices. Good frozen selection. But maybe bring a step counter – you’ll rack up some miles.”
Frozen Foods
“This place is… alright. It does what it says on the tin. You go in, you get the goods – no frills, no faff. Freezer city.
Now, here’s the thing. The freezer aisles are massive – like, weirdly wide. So wide that you can’t just stroll down the middle and scan both sides. No, no. You’ve got to walk all the way up one side, then back down the other, like it’s some sort of arctic-themed cardio workout. I get it, you’ve got space – but come on, don’t make me do laps just to grab some nuggets and a lasagne.
That’s basically it. Solid shop. Decent prices. Good frozen selection. But maybe bring a step counter – you’ll rack up some miles.”