July 2025 by Matthew Beeching
I hadn't had any food here for a while because the food quality had declined apart from the odd cake and cup of tea
I heard the menu had changed and they had a new self serve kiosk etc so I thought i'd give it a go
So I ordered a club sandwich.
.
Well the food has git worse in my opinion.
The bread was soggy, the breaded chicken was greasy and tasteless, the tiny bit of bacon in it was burned to black. The garlic parmesan fries were also greasy and tasteless.
So it was very disappointing overpriced and tasteless.
July 2025 by Donna Montgomery
Lovely coffee!
The down side of this visit is, their till system isn't as up to date as the till systems in other stores. As a result of this, I wasn't able to scan the QR code, which meant I missed out in the loyalty points I would have received with buying 4 americanos & a frappe.
July 2025 by Anna Szostak
No, definitely disappointed. I'm a huge acai fan, and at Bob & Bert's in Portadown, it doesn't even resemble acai. More like a smoothie with a twist... no... I asked them not to add coconut. No, they didn't, they just didn't see that there was coconut in the granola... hello... people, listen to your customers. And if that wasn't enough, the acai was quite expensive at £10 per serving. And to wait 25 minutes for a single serving of acai?I asked the saleswoman 3 times to check on my order. Joke... I can't recommend it for obvious reasons.
June 2025 by Olive Guy
A new spring menu has recently been introduced and sadly the panines have been excluded plus prices have escalated. Staff are very pleasant helpful and friendly.
June 2025 by Jon Timmins
Brilliant breakfast menu
June 2025 by Murdo McLeod
Bob and Bert?s new Ulster fry. Usual stuff but only one piece of bacon and a tiny crunchy piece of black pudding. £3 more than the old fry for less bacon and more bready stuff.
Tasty but come on; an UF needs more than one rasher.
Staff: nice and helpful. Very quiet nowadays - B&B used to be very busy.
May 2025 by Aoife O?hagan
Placed an order of a breakfast wrap and a hot chocolate when food arrived the hot chocolate had spilt all over breakfast wrap and hot chocolate was empty when I kindly ask the staff to either refund or replace the food they declined and was very rude
May 2025 by London Newbie
Johnny made the Matcha frappe on demand and it was as goos as Starbucks. Lovely lad and always provides the best service.??
May 2025 by Ian Freeburn
Pretty average.
April 2025 by Linda Mccabe
Too good to go bag. How is this worth £13.50 as stated on the app. If it does total £13.50 you can keep them! Paid £4.50 on the app. Dry and tasteless.
April 2025 by waseem Sultan
The girls made the best matcha frappe on-demand.
Much thanks to Holy and Eva for an amazing friendly service.
December 2024 by Michelle Davey
Very poor experience. Tables all dirty, food cold and no forks left - asked girl and was told none washed yet and just wait. Toilets really dirty and no toilet roll.
November 2024 by Sigita Kiene
I came to have breakfast the food was tasteless, not fresh. The service was unpleasant. I definitely wouldn't go back.
October 2024 by Robert Fuller
The food i really enjoyed id go back again
October 2024 by Rodrigo
Love Bob and Berts Portadown! Best food than any other I've been. Family place, good music, staff is nice and the food is amazing
