August 2025 by Serene Allen
Cute rooms but amenities are not very practical
August 2025 by John Davis
Lovely quirky brilliant amazing
Lovely little spot and worth the drive
August 2025 by Francesca Brisk
Amazing venue. Great food. Unbelievable service . Great Management. And always have awesome singers on the weekend.
May 2025 by Louise Sterry
Highly recommend we stayed in the champagne and shoes room I didn?t know what to expect but I was honestly really happy with the room , we had a few drinks in the bar which was so nice the staff were so lovely , we also met Joe and he was so friendly and chatty, he bought us a drink as it was my birthday which was so sweet . The 2 hot tubs were amazing. We had a complimentary bottle of champagne left in the room and chocolates and breakfast brought to our room. Such a nice touch. We willl definitely be back and recommend to our friends , thanks for a lovely stay xx
October 2024 by Max S
I recently stayed at Who?d A Thought It and was thoroughly disappointed. Who?d a thought it would be so bad!!! Despite the hefty price of £470 for the room and £160 for dinner, the experience was far from luxurious. Both my partner and I fell ill a few hours after consuming oysters from the so-called ?oyster and champagne bar,? which was supposed to be a highlight of the stay. The room itself was in a state of disrepair, with the jacuzzi filthy and filled with grit, indicating a serious lack of proper cleaning and maintenance.
For over £600, the experience was a rip-off. The entire place feels outdated, from the decor to the service, which was awkward and downright weird at times. The price suggests a high-end boutique stay, but in reality, it?s more of a dated, underwhelming experience that?s nowhere near worth the money.
I?ve since called three times to resolve this issue and followed up with two emails, yet I have not received a single response from the establishment. This level of customer service?or lack thereof?only adds to the disappointment. I wouldn?t recommend this place to anyone, as there are far better, more reasonably priced options elsewhere.
October 2024 by Kirsty Goody
Piper Heidsieck
I stayed Saturday 12th October.
the hotel room was amazing. I was surprised on the size of the bedroom it was massive and clean. the outside hot tub was beautiful with woods behind. the restaurant for dinner was 10/10 food and service was on point. breakfast room service for an extra £10 was really good as a little treat. the hole experience was so good I've book for next year. thank you who'd a thought it see you in 2025
August 2024 by Sarah Hayes
The pub and rooms were all great. The staff friendly and attentive. We had some lovely food.
Our room was one of the newer additions.
It was roomy and decorated to a high standard.
We was in billecart.
The only thing missing was a magnified mirror, which I know is in some of the other rooms.
The hotel itself is in a peaceful, quiet location with nothing around so if you wanted to go out,then there was nothing to really wall to.
We enjoyed our stay and if you have good weather the outside space is where you want to be!!
August 2024 by Bryan Rogers
Highly recommend.
Good food..
Very friendly..
August 2024 by Andrew Collier
Not so much Who'd A Thought It as "what were you thinking? Tiny room, tacky decor, vulgar prints, glass ensuite door, only one bedside cabinet, nowhere to hang clothes, nowhere to keep your suitcase, fridge rumbling all night. The tacky decor ramped up in the pub where the food struggled to reach mediocre. If you like TOWIE, you'll not notice any of this.
July 2024 by Lucy NNN
Tacky and overrated. Food was ok, a bit lukewarm.
July 2024 by Kevin Maxwell
Food & drinks: Outstanding food.
July 2024 by Libby Walker
I stayed here last night with my partner for the first time and wow it was amazing! It was everything and more from home friendly the staff were, the food, the grounds, the rooms everything was just incredible. If you?re thinking about going I would 100% recommend, we will definitely be back!
July 2024 by Ricks Car Care
Great place will defo be booking again soon
July 2024 by Michael Duran
An incredible property with top notch accommodations, ambiance, food and drink. A most definite 5 stars!
July 2024 by Los Green
Lovely spot, great staff and fantastic food
