August 2025 by Valentina Zizzo
incredibile food, great ambiance and our waiter Christian was just the best
August 2025 by Georgia Gallacher
Genuinely blown away by my visit to Noisy Oyster for Saturday lunch. Every single mouthful was perfection - well thought out, considered cooking. I didn?t want any of the dishes to end. Drinks list is vibrant - from the house cocktails, wine list to after dinner drinks. Big shout out to Ross, who really was the cherry on top of it all. Cannot WAIT to return.
August 2025 by Heejin Ryu
All those reviews below are fake. I?m actually a restaurant manager myself and have also been a victim of fake reviews from them, so I know how damaging they can be. Honestly, I wasn?t going to write anything at first, but I?ve been to this place and the food was genuinely delicious and the staff were truly kind. That?s why I?m leaving a real 5-star review.
August 2025 by Gabriela
My child got sick after eating the food they prepared. None of you should bring your child here.
August 2025 by Butler
??Insects are seen in their food. ????? They never pay attention to their food.??????
August 2025 by Shaney Farr
Lovely restaurant newly opened and a must to visit.
Service was great. Menu was interesting delicious
Highly recommend
August 2025 by Maxwell Riches
Went for a birthday meal, everything was great. Food was delicious, the tuna steak really stood out. Our server Imani was lovely; super attentive and friendly, would definitely go back.
August 2025 by Susie Longford
We had lunch here. Delicious food especially the oysters and stracciatella and anchovies. The crab pasta was also delicious but would have appreciated a larger portion. Great service from Christian
August 2025 by Daniel S
Everything was delicious, Christian and the rest of the team were super, vibe cool, and great music. We really enjoyed our evening here. Looking forward to coming back
August 2025 by marialuisa capobianco
Very good food and cocktails, amazing playlist and Christian was adorable during the service.
August 2025 by Doralice Belli
Not a single aspect of our visit was amiss. Food: exceptional, the kind that cures a tough day. Atmosphere: so good we asked for the playlist. Service: Christian made our stay unforgettable. An absolute must, and take it from a foodie!
August 2025 by Melissa Byeon
Good food - had oysters, scallops, octopus, then crab orecchiette and fries. Really enjoyed every menu to be honest! Also loved the fact that they had quite a lot of options of orange wine selection - my fav wines.
Our server Ross made the dining experience even better - they were so accommodating, attentive, and friendly. Thank you much!!
August 2025 by Rahel Stephanie
Gorgeous martinis and oysters. Our host Ross was so lovely and really made the evening! The special caviar menu was a treat ? the pasta and nuggets were standouts. We?ll be back :)
August 2025 by J M
Weird place. Really nice outside, even though sometimes the music is too loud, I can?t imagine how people are having a conversation inside (and I?m 30 years old, not 80!); the general feeling is of a cocktail bar or a club, not of a restaurant. The toilets are just weird, with some tiles broken on purpose however some debris can be found on the floor; also both times I went there was no toilet paper and the floor was completely wet, not sure if it?s a fault in the design but surely the staff needs to check it more often.
The food is nice, some dishes are nice, some nothing memorable (the hake especially was such a disappointment, tasteless, dry and overcooked; the run baba was meh), the highlight of the meal was the soft serve with salty churros and caviar, we loved it!
Service was weird, either too much or nothing at all. During dinner our waitress kept coming over to ask us how we were doing every single time we received a dish and kept interrupting our conversation; but at the same time when she brought us plates and cutlery she didn?t bring us any napkin so we had to ask for them. Before dinner we asked the host if we could sit so once they said yes we went to the table they indicated, but we had to ask for menus and water after a few staff members (and at least 7-8 minutes later) had walked past us without acknowledging us; the same happened after we finished the desserts, nobody came to check on us anymore and we had to stop the staff members several times to get more drinks, more water and finally the bill.
Overall I would go back for the food but not for these prices, the cost doesn?t make sense when service is so poor.
August 2025 by Sophie Pickup
Had an incredible evening here for my partners birthday, the food was amazing, service fantastic (thanks to Christian!) and the drinks perfect. Would definitely recommend!
