“Totally 5-stars for this establishment you should see what I managed to shoplift 18 cans of energy drink 14 packets of crisps it's 8 bars of Galaxy 16 packets of Always Ultra a packet of 3 condoms two large Costa coffees a Ginsters Cornish pasty half of the shop assistants packed lunch £10 from her purse 20 gallons of petrol and a partridge in a pear tree and all I had on with A skimpy thong and safety shoes I'll be back”
Gas Stations
“Totally 5-stars for this establishment you should see what I managed to shoplift 18 cans of energy drink 14 packets of crisps it's 8 bars of Galaxy 16 packets of Always Ultra a packet of 3 condoms two large Costa coffees a Ginsters Cornish pasty half of the shop assistants packed lunch £10 from her purse 20 gallons of petrol and a partridge in a pear tree and all I had on with A skimpy thong and safety shoes I'll be back”