“There's something about having a choice of loads of pumps. Sometimes, if it's not busy I'll buy petrol from 2 or 3 pumps in one visit. The staff love it when I do that, they always say something like, "oh, here he is again" or " are you really that bored?" Sometimes they say that if I don't stop annoying them they'll call the police, we have some great times, I think I really brighten up their day. Once, I selected pay at the pump, I stood there shouting "can I have a Twix please" until someone came out of the shop and threw one at me. It was brilliant, they never even charged my card. Free Twix, that why I gave it 5 stars”
Gas Stations
“There's something about having a choice of loads of pumps. Sometimes, if it's not busy I'll buy petrol from 2 or 3 pumps in one visit. The staff love it when I do that, they always say something like, "oh, here he is again" or " are you really that bored?" Sometimes they say that if I don't stop annoying them they'll call the police, we have some great times, I think I really brighten up their day. Once, I selected pay at the pump, I stood there shouting "can I have a Twix please" until someone came out of the shop and threw one at me. It was brilliant, they never even charged my card. Free Twix, that why I gave it 5 stars”