February 2025 by Mark Forte
Breakfast was good this morning, nice friendly staff. Imagine the outside seating is a bit loud next to motorway.
February 2025 by nick1of2
Standard McD. Couldn't order a coffee with a wrap unless I went for a meal. Maybe should have talked to humans at the counter. Forgotten how average the chips are.
February 2025 by Ashely Foster
Bought a meal today and got home from a long day at hospital and didn?t get my chips so only got a burger and drink for my £10.
February 2025 by Andrew Bell
Well, I went to the McDonald's just off of the M62 at Goole, and I must say, it's definitely a McDonald's. You can tell because it's got the big yellow ?M? outside, which is clever because it reminds you of chips ? and that?s exactly what they sell inside. Marketing five stars.
The place itself is like a temple to capitalism, but with fewer candles and more teenagers in visors. You walk in, and there?s these big screens where you order your food. I pressed the buttons, and it?s like magic ? you pay, and then they give you food. It?s like the future but with more grease. Five stars for the buttons, because they work even if you?re slightly confused.
I had a Big Mac because it?s the most famous burger in the world. I mean, it?s got its own song ? that?s how you know it?s good. And it tasted exactly like every other Big Mac I?ve ever had, which is the secret, really. Consistency. It?s like the sun coming up every day or Noel Edmonds? beard ? reliable. Five stars for consistency, because you know what you?re getting.
The fries are famously thin, which I suppose makes you feel like you?re eating less even though you?re actually eating more. That?s genius, really. And they?re salty ? probably to make you buy a drink, which I did. I went for a Coke, which tasted like Coke. No surprises there. Five stars for subliminal marketing.
The staff were lovely ? in that kind of programmed, cheerful way that makes you wonder if they?re allowed to feel emotions on shift. They were efficient though, like little burger robots. Five stars for efficiency, because they don?t mess about.
And the toilets were clean, which is good because you always worry about that in places where food?s involved. Five stars for the toilets, because they were cleaner than the ones in some people?s houses.
All in all, it?s a McDonald?s. Exactly what you?d expect, no more, no less. It?s like going to see an Ed Sheeran concert ? you know exactly what you?re getting, and you don?t leave disappointed or surprised. Five stars because they did exactly what they promised to do: feed me quickly and with minimal effort. And sometimes, that?s all you want in life.
February 2025 by IAN MOFFATT
Friendly staff,quick service and a good clean restaurant and car park.
February 2025 by Danny Millward
I've been here a few times now over the past couple of weeks. Machines never work and are not able to collect points through the app, and the touch screens hardly work and never have recipes to hand out, which is annoying as I need my recipes for work! Service is slow as hell and the hot drinks are never hot!
February 2025 by Patryk Derezulko
This is the second time I have been scammed by ordering through the McDonald's app. Food was cold and items were missing. Uber eats won't do a refund because that's their policy.
February 2025 by Neville Lewis
Your usual fare.....
February 2025 by Tom Ward
Been going for years always has the best staff and service, there's a lad there at the moment who tells jokes when you order a meal or he brings it to your car, always cracks me up and makes my day
February 2025 by Emma Green
AVOID...Ordered via McDonald's app, 5 items missing and one item sent wrongly....ordered mayo chicken ended up with fish. Called Goole branch to be told to take it up with uber even if it was their fault they dont take responsibilty...Uber won't deal with it as they're just delivery...NOT GREAT FOR THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THEY TOOK....will not use again.
February 2025 by Jen Martin
I have just had the most amazing McDonald's food experience ever! I tried a new item on the menu, which is a Mcrispy bbq smokehouse, it was absolutely beautiful. The chicken was cooked to perfection, and the presentation was very impressive as well! I can't recommend this item enough. But also, the service and food in general at the Goole branch is exceptional, with a lovely bunch of staff working there! I'd also like to thank the lad that was sprinkling salt on the path, as I walked into the restaurant last weekend, after we had the snow. He made me safe, but also made my day with how sweet he was! Thankyou.
February 2025 by Sir wozza
Took ages to get our food. When it came it was wrong and the triple burger was cold
February 2025 by Richard Turner
I was the only order on the screen, staff seem to prioritise the drive through. I had to wait 10 minutes.
Some of the staff members look like they had been walking through the farmers fields with muddy and dirty footwear.
January 2025 by Ian Latus
Hate these places, sorry. Only ate there because nowhere else was open.
January 2025 by Joy Rowley
Cold food , went through drive through
