February 2024 by Tim Stone
I am still reeling in shock after what I saw at this branch yesterday. I would not usually take the time to share such experiences but I feel it would be remiss of me to not responsibly distribute this information. You will see why!This was not the first time I have spiritually entered this establishment however it was the first time I had managed a full spirit walk all the way there, typically I tend to take the traditional method of flight when astral projecting, but as of late I have been experimenting in merging the liminal states of wakingness and hypnogogia in the hope of eventually being able to fly in waking life (I know this is unlikely but I enjoy the process regardless)I got to the branch having walked up from around Temple Meads which took surprisingly little time, though I may have been gliding for small parts. When I got there, rather than walking around to the entrance I thought I should make use of my non-corporeal form and phase through the corner nearest to me. Awful mistake.You wouldn't know from the outside but the wall cavity in this shop is filled with human remains! I had phased through the bones of god knows who and immediately realised I had allowed part of my soul to briefly merge with another. Thankfully, I have a series of charms laid on my physical self at home which protects against such events, but it was a shocking experience nonetheless and I fear a child or novice astral explorer may not be prepared for such eventualities.I stood there in front of the meal deal cabinet, my clothes hanging off of me in shreds, parts of my body seemingly decaying in front of me as I recited my mantras and reconstituted by spiritual presence. It was also at this point that I noticed that the price of Lucozade at this branch is 40p higher than the branch in Broadmead I usually go to. Why is that, I wondered? To pay some kind of debt to whoever you have trapped in the walls? Or to pay for the silence of those who discover this foul secret?I gathered myself and approached the checkouts to observe the people working here; to assess if perhaps they are in on this. They, I can confirm, are almost certainly not. They have pure hearts and I fear for what working in this daemonic structure must be doing to their state of being. Curiosity led me beyond, towards the manager's office. "Do I dare?", I asked myself... of course, I had made it this far and I am as prepared as I'll ever be.I weaved past the french fancies, Grenade Carb Killa protein bars and McCoy's multipacks (no clubcard offer here for them despite there being one at the Broadmead store!) and gently dipped my head through the door marked "Staff Only". What I saw there I will never forget. A man, presumably the general manager, knelt solumnly before what I can only describe as a form of litch or perhaps skeleton priest in a black velvet robe. He had an ethernet cable coming out of the ceiling and running into the back of the his boney hand whilst the manager recited what I now know to be customer names.At this moment the skeleton sharply turned it's head towards me and shrieked. I shat a brick and didn't wait around to find out more. I activated my amulet of awakening and went downstairs to get a bowl of cereal.Honestly, I would not have expected to see such a thing at a Tesco, a place which many people, myself once included, consider to be a consecrated and protected space. I had looked forward to visiting here due to its proximity to a number of powerful laylines but I now know that these channels are being used to transmit clubcard information back to the netherworld.I would highly recommend if you are planning to go here to not use your clubcard, ideally only use cash so as to leave no traceable information about yourself. There are also other shops nearby that I am sure are not inhabited by demonic presences which I'd imagine have much fairer prices on doritos and fresher fruit. I shall not be returning!
December 2023 by Archie Roberts
Possibly the most expensive Tesco I have ever experienced. Appreciate the late opening hours. Better selection of fresh fruit and veg is needed and please keep some beers in the fridge! It's a corner shop!
November 2023 by Jim Kelly
Lost for words...wow
October 2023 by Alice
Fine but very expensive
July 2023 by Brenda Chan
best local Tesco.small and very friendly. but sometimes they are too busy stocking up shelves.the little post office inside is a treasure. they take time to help everyone and the local shoppers are really happy.even the security people do their work, they help and are very perceptive.
June 2023 by Oscar Pope
Poor choice of food and exceedingly high prices.
April 2023 by Tyler Cummins
Limited stuff small shop
April 2023 by Kevin Taylor
Good staff and all ways helpful
April 2023 by Gillian Carter
The staff are great.Good variety of stuff
December 2022 by niks gee
I live locally. Am tired of this store being focused on selling alcohol. People need to eat. Security guy follows you around like you are going to steal something. Prices have risen by 50 per cent. They continually move stock around so you can't find things. Massive turnover of staff but they don't advertise jobs so local people can apply. Cages with stock in aisles. Bread is often stale. Or stale the next day. Price is expensive junk. I wish tesco would shut Down here and we could have a decent store like aldi selling fresh decent food. It's not too much to ask to have fresh bread is it? Oh and loads of staff but always queues as often no staff behind till. No I don't want to use self service tesco I don't work for you.
October 2022 by Przemek Szczodry
I came to the store before the closing time and despite asking to be let in I was refused entry to get essentials for breakfast. Unacceptable! Don?t state you are open till 10pm when you shut the door at 9:55! The staff would not assist, I?m on my way from holiday with an empty fridge now left without food because Tesco staff just shut the door whenever it is convenient them!
September 2022 by Little Green Man
I'm giving you zero stars for absolutely no effort with unnecessary packaging.When your practice changes, contact me for a change of rating. The quicker you change, the higher the rating.I wish I could give you minus points. You've known all this for decadesThere are two reasons you must sell loose veg and dried goods and turn the tide of single use nonsense.1. Earth is on ??? we need to cut packaging out. Now.2. We need Fair trade for all customers:When you sell things in packs instead of loose or by the kilo, you disadvantage anyone single, isolated, on benefits, low waged, in a hurry, managing a circular economic plan. It's simply not fair to give discounts only to people for buying extra.3. It encourages waste food. 35% of greenhouse gas is from waste food.Your shelf stacker/manager didn't understand why I asked him to pass on my request. This is why it's so important.#COP26 isn't just about politics. We can all do stuff. Tesco can. Just do it.
August 2022 by Rod Robbins
When I order Whoosh deliveries, they come from this store, bread out of date, perishable goods packed under heavy goods, so they are squashed. Terrible store.
July 2022 by rebecca wendy
????My favourite place ????
July 2022 by William O Brien
Good range of items if you're stuck, prices are higher than main store, but you have to pay for convenience and that's it